Where have you been?

Well, let me tell you. Where haven't I been? Not blogging, that's for sure.

So, I have some crazy updates. For those of you who read this, the few that you are, I have decided to go back to school. Actually, I applied to school in February thinking I wasn't going to get in and low and behold I was accepted. So I'm going to Humber to study Comedy: Writing and Performance. Hooray! I'm following a dream I've had forever.

That being said I've recently moved back to Toronto. Let me tell you, it's been quite a change, Toronto is so different from Vancouver, but I must say, listening to City Slickers at my desk, I've realized that they are quite amazing cities, and I feel priviledged to have lived in both.

I have returned to the big smoke to re-explore it, myself and others.

That being said, I have a message to all you Torontonians. This message may not get to you, but knowing that I've written it will make me feel better.

Message to Torontonians

1. For those of you who are in such a rush you really need to simmer down the thing that you're running for will still be there in 10 minutes.

2. When waiting for the GO train to arrive at Union Station you don't have to get up out of your seat until the train has fully stopped. If you plan on leaving your seat ten minutes before the train actually stops get out of your seat and give it to me, I'll gladly sit there and enjoy the comforts of sitting down.

3. This refers to number one - rushing. If you really need to catch the first subway that you hear and are running down the escalators to catch it you should probably look into workers comp - you're going to hurt yourself and others. There's a reason why the TTC specifically has new posters about STANDING on the escalators. FYI, they are going to be instituting a rule where you will be fined if they catch you walking up and down the escalators. Beware! and Becareful!

4. I can't think of this yet, but I'm sure something will pop up.

Anyways, I'm glad to be back. Looking forward to rekindling friendships that were left behind.

Until then!

Caryl