Ponder this....

Seinfeld

They're back...

Belive it or not, but I actually saw some gal on the subway wearing acid wash jeans. Acid wash jeans! This girl actually has the nerve, balls, guts to wear this garment. I must say, I almost laughed out loud, but was able to hold restraint. I choose, to share it with you now.

What I am going to tell you next may offend some, but probably not. Whatever you do please do not buy these jeans, for if you do I shall take a picture of you wearing them and post it on youtube with hilarious music playing over and over. Well, probably not, but you get the point, right?

C

Really?

So I was walking around yesterday, actually I was going to RBC at Yonge and Bloor. I found myself relaxed and calm on the escalator, when I finally reached the top however, I was shocked and appalled at what I saw to my right - CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS!!!!

You can't wait until after Halloween to set up the decorations? Honestly! I'm so angry about it. It's extremely unnecessary and it actually makes me sick.

SO, to all you retail stores, here's some advice that I truly think will help you in the long run.

1. wait until after Halloween - AT LEAST!
2. the decorations should really be hung maybe a month before xmas, maybe!
3. no need to play the festive songs yet, those can wait.
4. i don't know what 4 is yet, but when i do i'll write it down.

This really makes me angry, because I've decided to ignore your store fronts, your christmas music, and your stupid decorations until December 5th, yes that's right, I'm waiting MORE than a month to think about Christmas, can you believe it? Well believe it.

FU to all you f-in department stores!

Suck on a lemon and eat the rind!

C