Really?

So this is the best you can do? Do you really think that you can pull a fast one on us? As a consumer of many things, I think your idea and marketing strategy is stupid! Perhaps, you could have hired someone to actually help you with a great way to sell your product. Maybe next time think about hiring a consultant, or even better, a comedian, anyone else will do. Like if that's the best you can do, then you should really go back to the drawing board and then fire all the people who suggested that idea. What makes me feel even sicker is that you probably had focus groups and those idiots actually liked that idea. Not only do you have a problem, but the whole world does, because it's full of idiots that thought that was a good idea, and what's great is that they are walking among us.

Without further ado: