The Weekend

I really don't understand why we have the time change, like I really don't understand. Somebody tried to explain it to me, he said that it was to conserve energy, but I don't buy that. You see, I have this theory that the government actually pays aliens to come to earth, well specifically North America, since that's the only place where the time change happens. The aliens take over our brains and manipulate us for that 1 hour where we 'lose' sleep. They do all sort of experiments and laugh at us while we sleep. They collect the data and then give it to the government and then the government laughs at us too because the data they collected shows that people sleeping are really boring and lame, and that's what they want, they want boring people. They also get the aliens to brainwash us into being dumb people so they can take advantage of us and play with our minds on a daily basis. The government loves this shit, and that's why when the time change happens everyone in the North American hemisphere is always so tired for 2 weeks after the change, because "Aliens have taken over my brain!"

caryl